"Oh Crap" Ostomy Cover

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Pouch Size (width in. x length in.) 5" x 8"
Color Black
Opening Size (diameter in.) 3"

A customer favorite! Our lettered print covers let your spell out your mood-- with a little humor. For days you're feeling a bit more daring we sell an "Oh Shit" cover too. Mix and match this bag cover with our other colors or prints to show your ostomy attitude!   

This lightweight, water-resistant ostomy cover provides an extra layer of security between your ostomy bag and clothing – so you can say goodbye to leaks and stains!

Need to empty your pouch while you're on-the-go? Our flip-bottom design lets you empty your pouch with the cover on. No fuss, no mess.

Please note this product is water-resistant but not 100% waterproof, it does not have a watertight seal around the flange and the bottom flap may allow water inside the cover during activities like showering. You certainly can wear it in the shower, but it may not keep your pouch completely dry. 

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  • Scroll to the final image or click here for the size chart

Measure the width and length of your ostomy pouch (in inches) to find the Pouch Size. If your pouch empties at the bottom, roll it up and/or close the bottom before measuring. Then choose an opening size (diameter in inches) that will fit around the flange of your ostomy pouch.

The easiest way to find the right opening size is to place a ruler across the ring and measure at the widest point, as shown. If your pouch has a large oval-shaped flange (like the Coloplast Sensura), choose the Flange Size: "3.5" Oval." Most ostomy pouches will have a round flange between 2.5 and 3.5 inches in diameter.

• 1 Black "Oh Crap" Ostomy Cover
• Water-resistance material prevents leaks and stains
• Bottom flips open for easy emptying
• Precise size options for the perfect fit, no matter which pouch you use
• Please note, this ostomy cover does not form a watertight seal around an ostomy pouch, so it will not keep your pouch dry in the shower or pool.

• Machine wash cold, air dry only

Customer Reviews

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Hilary G.
Funny and practical!

I bought this as a gift for my uncle. It made him laugh and it’s practical!

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Rachel
Amazing covers!

I purchased 4 Ostomy bag covers since Spoonie Threads had such great reviews. They did not disappoint! I want my husband to have a normal life with his ostomy and this helps him with confidence. Not having to worry about his bag slipping out… thanks for making a product that works so well!

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AC
Just as described, very helpful!

Just as described, very helpful, thank you.

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Michael Coyne
Very Pleased

I'm very pleased with the quality of the materials used and the form and fit of the cover. I'm new to having a urostomy pouch and the cover has been a great solution for concealing and making less obvious, the pouch protruding below shirts and sweaters. I ordered a black pouch to start and I'm so pleased with that, that I've ordered another black one and a navy blue. I consulted with the company about which size was best and I've had no problems at all with it shifting around or coming off. I recommend them without reservation.

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Polyanna Silveira Hornung

The bag seems to trap air or something, making it bulky under our clothing like balloony. This makes me not wear it. It is unfortunate because the material is comfortable.

Hi Polyanna, we're sorry to hear that the ostomy cover is not working well for you! These covers are not designed to be airtight or watertight, but if you find the cover is trapping air and 'ballooning' too much, it may help to open the bottom flap to release any air that is inside the cover. Please contact us if this doesn't help so we can find a good solution for you! Email us at hello@spooniethreads.com