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Black "Sh*t Happens" Elastic Ostomy, Colostomy, Ileostomy Bag Cover

$20.00

*Sizes can vary style to style—check each sizing chart before purchase

Pouch Size 5"x8"
Color Black
Opening Size Small
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This Ostomy bag cover is keepin’ it real because we all know that sometimes, sh*t happens. Wear this and show the world you call it like it is. Mix and match this bag cover with our other colors or prints to show your ostomy attitude!

Spoonies! Check out our ostomy bag cover that features an adjustable elastic stoma opening. The elastic cover is designed to CINCH tightly around your stoma for a more custom, form-fitting experience to protect your bag from outside elements. 

Say goodbye to leaks and stains with an extra layer of security between your ostomy bag and clothing. This cover is made to be lightweight and water-resistant just like the Spoonie Thread covers you already know and love. Sizing is easy to figure out and compatible with all pouch brands! 

Need to empty your pouch while you're on-the-go? Our flip-bottom design lets you empty your pouch with the cover on. No fuss, no mess.  

Please note this product is water resistant but not 100% waterproof, it does not have a watertight seal around the flange and the bottom flap may allow water inside the cover during activities like showering. You certainly can wear it in the shower, but it may not keep your pouch completely dry.

  • Scroll to the final image or click here for the size chart

Measure the width and length of your ostomy pouch (in inches) to find the Pouch Size. If your pouch empties at the bottom, roll it up and/or close the bottom before measuring. Then choose an opening size (diameter in inches) that will fit around the flange of your ostomy pouch.

The easiest way to find the right bag opening size is to place a ruler across the ring and measure at the widest point, as shown. If your bag opening measures 1.5-2.25" choose the Small opening. If your bag opening measures 2.5-4" choose the Large opening.

TIGHT FIT: Enjoy a tailored fit that works with any pouch brand. The adjustable elastic opening cinches to ensure your ostomy bag will be snugly fastened. This cover fits 19+ styles and 6 different sizes, catering to your unique needs.

LIGHTWEIGHT: Designed with Spoonies in mind, this lightweight and flexible cover offers an extra layer of security, allowing you to move with confidence and comfort without weighing you or your bag down. Works comfortably with ostomy belts and waistbands too.

PROTECTION: Made from water-resistant material, protective shield against leaks and stains. Not 100% waterproof due to no watertight seal at the flange. Minor water ingress is possible, but you can still use confidently during your daily routines.

STYLISH: Step out in style and embrace daily activities with this water-resistant ostomy bag cover. Designed for both men and women, it offers not only coverage and protection but also a touch of style to your daily routine. Feel confident and secure as you go about your day, knowing you're supported by a versatile ostomy cover that balances functionality and fashion.

EASY EMPTYING: Need to empty your pouch while you're on-the-go? Our flip-bottom design lets you empty your pouch with the cover on. Simply open the pocket flap to access the bottom of the bag without having to take the cover off. Convenient while traveling or using public restrooms.

CUSTOMIZED: Experience optimal comfort at its best by choosing from various sizes (5x8, 6x9, 6x11) and two opening options (small/large). The elastic opening stretches snugly around your stoma, providing a custom, form-fitting experience that complements your lifestyle and preferences.

REUSEABLE: Wear our fabric covers again and again. Multiple-wear items are convenient and economical! When a clean is needed, machine wash cold and air dry only. Change the color of your stoma cover with your mood or the season!

• Machine wash cold, air dry only
• 100% Polyester

  • 5 stars: 237 (83%)
  • 4 stars: 21 (7%)
  • 3 stars: 13 (5%)
  • 2 stars: 6 (2%)
  • 1 star: 7 (2%)
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Etsy customer

The material is soft. It fits my ostomy well. It's easy to put and take off.

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Ivy S.
Quick shipping and so far great quality!

I ordered this on a wednesday and I cannot believe I got my pouch cover on a friday! The dusty rose color is super pretty. I can fit the pouch over my bag comfortably without a belt (i wear my bag under my undies and pants) and the cover feels really soft along my leg. I pray for no leaks of course but the ultimate test is when one does eventually occur. Until then, I really enjoy this cover. I have lived over 30 years with an ostomy and its so wonderful to finally see products made for us to help cope. Next idea, can Spoonie make overnight drainage bag covers that are just as cute? ❤️❤️

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Etsy customer

Great ostomy bag covers. See other reviews. Thanks.

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Etsy customer

My second order of these, because they're perfect. One seems to have a bit smaller flange opening, even though the size says large, but it still works great! Thanks again.

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Jennifer McKinnie

Light Pink Elastic Ostomy, Colostomy, Ileostomy Bag Cover

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Cheryl M
Love my new camo “jacket” :)

I am a new ostomate, committed to embracing this new version of myself unapologetically, and I was excited to see this camo cover! I’ve received compliments on it because it’s so cute! I have ordered a few different ones from other companies, and I must say that this is by far my favourite because of the elastic around the opening and the softness of the material! Highly recommend!

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Clarke Gillespie
It does not really work on a one piece urostomy

It does not really work on a one piece urostomy bag. It seems all bags are made for two piece systems. There is just no way to attach it to the bag.

Hi Clarke,

Thank you for your feedback. We are very sorry to hear that our Ostomy bag didn't work for your needs as expected. We have gone ahead and processed a full refund for your order. We truly appreciate you giving our product a try. We apologize again for the inconvenience. Please let us know if we can help with anything else.

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William A Vendetti
Good quality but sizing should be adjusted. Make a dark grey too please.

Product seems well done. I do not like the Gray it's to light. I wish there was a 5 1/2 x 8 1/2 option. Pouchwear.com has this option and fits my bag perfect. But they don't have a nice elastic cut out for the wafers like yours. Yours are a little too small for the small and a little too big for the large.

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Anonymous
Great quality! Buy it

Great quality! Buy it 🙌🏻

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Kathy Jo Schaeffer
Didn't fit

Ordered the small opening and it is too big. Bag cover just slides right off. I think the elastic should be tighter to stay around my appliance.

Hi Kathy,

We're sorry to hear this cover didn't work out for you. We do accept returns and offer free exchanges, and we've reached out directly to see how we can help resolve the issue.

Because Ostomy covers can vary in size and shape, fit may differ from person to person. If there is ever an issue with an order, we encourage customers to contact us directly so we can work together to find the best solution.

Thank you

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Randy
Everything I hoped it would be

I've tried a lot of ostomy covers, this one is, by far, the best! The others interfered with the seal of the bag causing leaks. This cover is made with a high quality, featherweight material that does not disrupt the bags seal and looks very good to boot.

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Anonymous
Great quality, quick shipping!

The bag is great quality, the lining is very secure. I got a large, it’s too big for me so I ordered a medium. It’s on its way and I’m sure it will be just what I need.

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Anonymous
Thank you

Thank you. I’m still working on putting on the covers properly.

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Anonymous
The packaging was already opened and the bag

The packaging was already opened and the bag cover I received seemed to be made for a child. Customer service has been very good and am waiting on replacement bag cover.

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Stanya
Love these bag covers they are the

Love these bag covers they are the best!

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Etsy customer

Great item! Placing another order soon!

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Kelcy
I like this cover so much more than the others I've purchased before

This is the third cover overall I had purchased. The first two were custom made by a small business. They were so hard to put on. The covers from Spoonie Threads are so easy to put on and I love the patterns.

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Donna
Ostomy Cover

Nice material.
Well made.
Would have liked snap or Velcro where it closes to keep bag firmly inside

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Nick Richard

An easy and smooth transaction with an A+ seller. The bag is very nice with excellent quality.

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Ted

I'm very happy with my cover.

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Glenda
I just had surgery on January 26,2026

I just had surgery on January 26,2026 so was very happy to find your company I love it nice to sleep in it me more comfortable thank you

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Hanna

Really happy with this, my first purchase of this type of thing and was a bit unsure…but the images and descriptions were great and helped me know what size I needed, really good quality and fit, thank you…

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Linda
Pretty Ostomy Bag Cover

Love the Vibrant Color of this Ostomy Bag Cover and the Size is Perfect!!

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leah mcintosh

I ordered this item accidentally, but the seller cancelled it for me and issued me a refund. I can't speak to the quality since I didn't receive it, but if its anything like the other item I received, it's probably great.

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Dann
These are great.

They work great. I would suggest one improvement; have the bags reflect the shape of the actual pouches, i.e. have the bottom of it get slender like the actual pouch is shaped.

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Pamela Ann Pappas

I like it but I wish it had a snap or button on the bottom to close it

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Bryan Lawson
Very nice product my dad loves it

Very nice product well made my dad loves it

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Bob
Poor design

Bag does not stay on and is not waterproof, doesn’t matter was flange size you buy, bought 2 different sizes and still came off and water leaked thru bag

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Heather

This cover is what I was looking for. I’m new to my ostomy and it hurts to put it under clothes still. However, I needed to hide the see through bag! This is perfect thanks.