"Sh*t Happens" Ostomy Cover

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Pouch Size (width in. x length in.) 5" x 8"
Color Black
Opening Size (diameter in.) 3"

This Ostomy bag cover is keepin’ it real because we all know that sometimes, sh*t happens. Wear this and show the world you call it like it is. Mix and match this bag cover with our other colors or prints to show your ostomy attitude! 

This lightweight, water-resistant ostomy cover provides an extra layer of security between your ostomy bag and clothing – so you can say goodbye to leaks and stains!

Need to empty your pouch while you're on-the-go? Our flip-bottom design lets you empty your pouch with the cover on. No fuss, no mess.

Please note this product is water-resistant but not 100% waterproof, it does not have a watertight seal around the flange and the bottom flap may allow water inside the cover during activities like showering. You certainly can wear it in the shower, but it may not keep your pouch completely dry. 

Give yourself additional support! Add a WAISTBAND to your order.

  • Scroll to the final image or click here for the size chart

Measure the width and length of your ostomy pouch (in inches) to find the Pouch Size. If your pouch empties at the bottom, roll it up and/or close the bottom before measuring. Then choose an opening size (diameter in inches) that will fit around the flange of your ostomy pouch.

The easiest way to find the right opening size is to place a ruler across the ring and measure at the widest point, as shown. If your pouch has a large oval-shaped flange (like the Coloplast Sensura), choose the Flange Size: "3.5" Oval." Most ostomy pouches will have a round flange between 2.5 and 3.5 inches in diameter.

• 1 Black "Sh*t Happens" Ostomy Cover
• Water-resistance material prevents leaks and stains
• Bottom flips open for easy emptying
• Precise size options for the perfect fit, no matter which pouch you use
• Please note, this ostomy cover does not form a watertight seal around an ostomy pouch, so it will not keep your pouch dry in the shower or pool.

• Machine wash cold, air dry only
• 100% Polyester

Customer Reviews

Based on 123 reviews
Hilary G.
Funny and practical!

I bought this as a gift for my uncle. It made him laugh and it’s practical!

Amazing covers!

I purchased 4 Ostomy bag covers since Spoonie Threads had such great reviews. They did not disappoint! I want my husband to have a normal life with his ostomy and this helps him with confidence. Not having to worry about his bag slipping out… thanks for making a product that works so well!

Just as described, very helpful!

Just as described, very helpful, thank you.

Love them!!

Finally an elastic cover that fits well, is easy to wash & safe even for swimming! Great quality & colours! My only suggestion is that there should be a medium size. I got a large & a small, but IF there was a medium, I would order that size. I can JUST fit my empty bag into the small, & I am ordering a couple more, because the large is a bit TOO big…(I just need to stay on top of emptying with the smalls!) I really appreciate the fact there’s good bag covers out there, for those of us who need them! (My ileostomy is permanent, so I’ll be buying more!)

Michael Coyne
Very Pleased

I'm very pleased with the quality of the materials used and the form and fit of the cover. I'm new to having a urostomy pouch and the cover has been a great solution for concealing and making less obvious, the pouch protruding below shirts and sweaters. I ordered a black pouch to start and I'm so pleased with that, that I've ordered another black one and a navy blue. I consulted with the company about which size was best and I've had no problems at all with it shifting around or coming off. I recommend them without reservation.