oh shit black ostomy text cover
oh shit black ostomy text cover front and back side by side
Size chart for ostomy cover showing how to measure length, width and opening diameter
oh shit black ostomy text cover
oh shit black ostomy text cover front and back side by side
Size chart for ostomy cover showing how to measure length, width and opening diameter

"Oh Shit" Ostomy Cover

$17.50 Sale Save
Pouch Size (width in. x length in.) 5" x 8"
Color Black
Opening Size (diameter in.) 2.5"

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A customer favorite! No subtlety here, this lettered bag spells out its contents with a wink and a smile. For alternate days we also sell an "Oh Crap" cover. Mix and match this bag cover with our other colors or prints to show your ostomy attitude!   

This lightweight, water-resistant ostomy cover provides an extra layer of security between your ostomy bag and clothing – so you can say goodbye to leaks and stains!

Need to empty your pouch while you're on-the-go? Our flip-bottom design lets you empty your pouch with the cover on. No fuss, no mess.


FEATURES:

  • 1 Black "Oh Shit" Ostomy Cover
  • Waterproof material prevents leaks and stains
  • Bottom flips open for easy emptying
  • Precise size options for the perfect fit, no matter which pouch you use
  • Please note, this ostomy cover does not form a watertight seal around an ostomy pouch, so it will not keep your pouch dry in the shower or pool.

MATERIALS & CARE:

  • Machine wash cold, air dry only


SIZING:

  • Scroll to the final image or click here for the size chart

Measure the width and length of your ostomy pouch (in inches) to find the Pouch Size. If your pouch empties at the bottom, roll it up and/or close the bottom before measuring. Then choose an opening size (diameter in inches) that will fit around the flange of your ostomy pouch.

The easiest way to find the right opening size is to place a ruler across the ring and measure at the widest point, as shown. If your pouch has a large oval-shaped flange (like the Coloplast Sensura), choose the Flange Size: "3.5" Oval." Most ostomy pouches will have a round flange between 2.5 and 3.5 inches in diameter.

Give yourself additional support! Add a WAISTBAND to your order.

How to Measure your Ostomy Bag: 

How To Put An Ostomy Cover On:

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Deborah
Review from Etsy

Thank you for producing a product that elicits a smile in the midst of a stressful and painful situation! My colostomy was unexpected and traumatic, but your “Oh Shit” cover has brought a great element of laughter, and truly, laughter IS the best medicine!!! Thank so much!!❤️